What If...

Actually I dun know what to write at the moment..got this mental block syndrome..Suddenly I've got this idea on certain things,,..(most likely my fius dah rosak..hehehe...LOL)

What if the sultan of Brunei proposed to me as his 3 rd wife ??
Errr..I think..I'll be flying to heaven...

What if someone said "Kembang (of coz that's not my real name)...I luv you"..
Wahhh..kembang rasa kaki tak jejak bumi....

What if someone gave me flowers with the notes attached "Secret admire"
I think...sampai ke lubang cacing kembang cari..sapalah mamat yg bertuah ni..hehehe

What If I've found 1 million ringgits on my way back to bendang after checking on my baby kerbau..
Dan dan tu jugak kembang pi beli "hubby" errr..kat mana nak beli eh...Tesco ke Giant or kat ebay ..hmmmm (kembang will decide later LOL)

What If I was born as a man ??
Hmmmm...I dun like the idea of being a man coz I'm going to miss my sanitary pad and PMS badly..heheh

What If the MOST gorgeous man in town asked me out..
LOL..I think I'll faint instantly with my mouth wide opened and my eyes half closed and miss all the "once- in a -life-time-opportunity"..

What If I dun have an internet connection rite now...
Hmmm..I think I'll start buying a "writing pad" in order to write a surat cinta and post it manually...just like an old days...but i think this old-fashion way a little bit cute and more touching..

What If I dun become a farmer...
I think I'll be a gardener instead..coz I always have passion for plant..errr...any plant as long as not a "nuclear plant"..hehehe